Ka tīmata ahau mā te whakaae i kī a Past Me "Hō ho ho, ko wai ka whakapau moni neke atu i te kotahi rau pāuna ki tētahi takirua 'Beach Pants' cashmere?" ā, ehara i te mea ko Present Me anake te rangatira o ngā Beach Pants, engari i whakapau moni anō hoki kia kawea mai e te Outnet ki ahau i roto i ngā haora 24. Nō reira, i te wā i panuitia ai e Byredo te whakarewatanga o tā rātou hinu kakara Toile, ka pupuri ahau i ōku taha ka mea "Tee hee hee! Ko wai ka whakapau moni nui rawa atu i te rima tekau pāuna ki te Febreeze papai?" Āe, ko au tēnā me tōku ringa e ara ake ana, e titiro ana ki te papa, e whakama ana ki ahau anō mō ​​te whakaari tonu kāore au e pai ki tēnei.

He rite tonu taku aroha ki te hinu kakara ki tā ētahi atu e aroha nei ki te puoro pop, ā, ko ngā mea katoa e hangaia ana e Byredo ka tino pārekareka ahau, ka tino hiahia hoki ki te mahi pērā i tētahi atu kaiwhaiwhai One Direction. Waihoki, kua tū tonu te waitohu hei kaihanga kakara whānui – kāore te kakara e tīmata, e mutu rānei i ō tātou tinana, engari e whakakī ana i ō tātou oranga. Ko taku wheako tuatahi ki a Byredo he rama kakara, he Cotton Poplin, he kakara rite tonu ki te moepuku harakore, hihiri i roto i te pukapuka a Mary Wesley. I tīmata a Ben Gorham, te tangata kei muri i te waitohu, ki te ako toi ataahua, ā, i whiriwhiri i te hinu kakara i te peita. Ki taku whakaaro ko ana kakara he ao iti, he kanapa, he mea whakairo ki ngā taipitopito uaua.

Tērā tētahi momo Bougie Basic (Ko koe ahau) e ora ana mō Bibliotheque, te kakara o Audrey Hepburn i roto i te Funny Face i mua i tana tūtakitanga ki a Fred Astaire, me tētahi atu e matenui ana ki te Gipsy Water, e wātea ana i roto i ngā momo hua, ā, ka taea e ia te hongi i a koe, i ō ringaringa me tō whare kia rite ki tētahi kaiārahi karakia karismatika. Kei te whakakorikori ahau i taku hiku hoiho i muri i te rehu ki te hinu kakara makawe Mojave Ghost, e (ki taku whakaaro) ka hongi ahau kia rite ki tētahi Constance Billard kua mawhiti ki te koraha ki te maka karakia Wiccan ki ngā tama ātaahua kia aroha ai rātou ki ahau. E mōhio ana a Gorham ko tā tātou hongi, me te wāhi e hongi ai tātou, he āhua me te wairua.

Tērā pea he whanaunga tuatahi a Toile ki taku ipo tuatahi, ki a Cotton Poplin. E kī ana he 'hou engari he mānumanu', ā, kei roto 'te kakara whakakatakata e whakamahia ana e ngā kaihanga kakara hei huna i ngā putiputi whakahirahira,' ahakoa te tikanga o tēnā. I te rehu tuatahi, he iti nei taku pouri, nā te mea kāore i tino rite te kakara whakapōrearea, te kakara whakamīharo i tumanakohia e au. Ka hoatu e au he wero whakarihariha, he momo Daz: ka mau ki runga i te paraikete Snoopy i mau pea i te whenua kore tangata i waenganui i tōku mangai me te marau heihei cashew. Ka mau ki runga i te urunga e ara ake ana ahau i mua tata o te moe, i taku mohiotanga kua mākū te wai i te huka. Hei whakamutunga, ka mau ki runga i tōku ringaringa paru, kāore i horoia, he mea hou mai i taku mīhini hoe tata. He kakara rerekē te ngaro, he hiriwa paku, āe! Pērā i te horoi hou! He hou ake i aku ake horoinga tūturu, inaa.

Āta mārire, mārire, ka tīmata ahau ki te marino ake. Kua hurihia e au tōku kāinga me tōku ringa hei hōtēra utu nui. He tino marino, he kakara hou, kāore he aha. Ahakoa e tino mōhio ana ahau ehara tēnei i te whakaaro o Gorham, ki te mea he āhua whakarihariha tōu ki te horoi kakahu, ki taku whakaaro ka taea e koe te tango i tētahi atu wiki mai i ō pepa horoi kakahu mā te rehu tere. Inaa, kua tino tika te wā o te whakarewatanga nā te mea kei te tīmatanga tonu tātou o te wā tunutunu. Ka taea e au te mau i aku kākahu chiffon horoi maroke anake me te kore e manukanuka kei hongi tetahi i ahau, kei te kite rānei i ngā aniana o te tau kua hipa! Mena he kaipaipa koe, he kaipupuri mōkai, he tangata paru noa iho rānei e pai ana ki ngā tiihi kikorangi ngaro, kua mutu ō rā e mātakitaki ana i ngā matapihi. Rehuhia ō urunga me ō kākahu ki te Toile, ā, ko koe pea te Wahine Hinch e whai ake nei.

Pērā i te tarau takutai cashmere, he nui ake te whai hua o te rehu Toile i taku i whakaaro ai – kua tata kore rawa ahau e whakamahi i te Febreezing i aku tarau, engari ka rehu tonu ahau me te kore whiu. E kore rawa ahau e kī atu ki a koe kia whakamahia te Toile hei utu mō te horoi i ō kākahu – engari i roto i te pono, mēnā i whakatau koe i tēnā, kāore au i te whakaaro ka taea e tetahi te mōhio.

Mai i te whānuitanga hou o Glossier, Glossier Play, he whakahoutanga pai tēnei kiri kanapa ki tō atarangi kanohi whakarewa tawhito.

Kei te wātea inaianei te kanapa tinana rongonui i roto i te rahi nui, ka taea e koe te pani ki te papu kaua ki te huri-ake. I hangaia kia rite ki te highlighter mō tō tinana, koinei tō patu ngaro hou mō te raumati.

Mā te whakamahi i ngā kai māori, ka tiakina katoatia tēnei kiri mai i ngā hihi UV me te SPF 50, ā, koinei te SPF tino pai hei mau i ia rā. He utu nui pea, engari he iti noa iho te mea ka nui te painga, ā, he pai hoki hei turanga mō te mekeake.

Pērā i te kirimi pō mō ō makawe, ka whāngaihia e tēnei hinu te makawe i te pō, engari kāore e āhua hinuhinu, e āhua hinuhinu rānei. He mīharo te mahi a tēnei hinu ki ngā pito maroke, ki ngā pito pakaru rānei.

Ko tētahi o ngā kakara hou e toru e reka ana mō te raumati mai i te kaihanga kakara matua a Louis Vuitton, he hou, he ma, ā, he kakara hararei. Pānuihia atu mō ngā kakara hou i konei.

Hei wāhanga o tā rāua mahi tahi me Ulla Johnson, kua tukuna e Bobbi Brown tētahi tae karaka hou, kanapa i roto i tana whānuitanga o ngā tae ngutu Crushed Lip Colour. He mea whakakī ki te tae engari he rite ki te hinu whakamākūkū, he moemoeā tēnei.

He kakara reka tēnei hinu ārai rā kohuke whakamātotoru, ā, he ārai ā-tinana hoki ki ngā hihi UV me te mārama kikorangi. Kāore hoki he tātari UV matū me te silicone i roto.

He mea hanga ki te whero, ki te parahi, me te whakamārama kanohi, koinei te mea tino pai hei whakamahi māu i ngā mahi maha. Tāpirihia ki tō putea whakapaipai, ā, ka miharo tonu koe me pēhea koe i ora ai me te kore he mea pera.

Mena kua maroke tō kiri, kua kore hoki e arohaina i ngā marama makariri, ka tere tonu te whakatika i tēnei. Whakamahia tonutia i muri i te kaukau, ā, kia pai ai ō painga mō te rā katoa.

He huarahi tere rawa tēnei tae kanohi wai hei whakahou i tō mata – he ngāwari hoki te hanga i te tae, ā, he roa te mau, he mea pai mō tō pēke ringaringa.

Ki te mea he pai ki a koe te kirīmi pō, koinei te mea māu. Kei waenganui i te tiēre me te kirīmi, ka whakatikatikahia tō kiri i a koe e moe ana, ka waiho tō kiri kia kanapa ake, kia ōrite ake.

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